Sometimes you plan ahead. Sometimes you wake up and realise it’s your best mate’s birthday, your parents’ anniversary, or Mother’s Day… and you’ve got nothing. Good news? You’re in Melbourne - and same day gift delivery is a thing. Even better news? The best ones don’t feel rushed at all....
Running late on a gift? You’re not the only one. Between work, life, and forgetting what day it is, birthdays and celebrations have a way of sneaking up. But being last-minute doesn’t mean your gift has to feel rushed or lazy. In Melbourne, there are plenty of thoughtful options that...
Planning a hens night? Then you already know the goal isn’t subtlety - it’s maximum chaos, unfiltered laughs, and the kind of memories that live forever in the group chat. Whether you’re the maid of honour or just the agent of mischief, you need a gift that delivers the right...
Some gifts are sweet. Some are sentimental. And then there are the ones that spark full-blown laughter. If you're on the hunt for funny gift ideas in Australia - the kind that show up at their doorstep and immediately start drama in the group chat - you’ve landed in the...
Forgot a birthday? You’re not the only one. In fact, majority of our customers leave their gifting to the last minute (so, don't feel bad). Whether life got hectic or the calendar just slipped past you, there’s still time to send something thoughtful. If you’re in Melbourne, you’ve got great...
Blow them away with a flying butterfly cake explosion! Perfect for birthdays, surprises, or just because — same day delivery available. Why They’ll Love This Traditional birthday cakes are sooo...
Why They’ll Love This Up your gifting game with personalised cupcakes - because who says cakes have to be boring? These delightful treats are not just desserts; they're a surprise-packed...
The ultimate cookie gift – warm, gooey, giant cookies delivered to their door. Perfect for cravings, birthdays or just because. Why They’ll Love This Ever dreamt of being surrounded by...
Why They’ll Love This Brighten up any celebration with this Personalised Loaded Brownie with Rainbow Sprinkles! This giant brownie is baked fresh in our Melbourne bakery, coated in smooth chocolate...
Why They’ll Love This Nothing’s more surprising than having jumping boxes and confetti exploding in your loved one's face! Don’t worry, they get some cake after. This fun and exciting...
Why They’ll Love This Say goodbye to traditional gifts and hello to the unforgettable Gold Butterfly Explosion Box! Packed with flying butterflies, Ferrero Rocher chocolates, and a reusable hamper box,...
Why They’ll Love This Birthdays just got a whole lot sweeter! This HAPPY BIRTHDAY Loaded Brownie is the ultimate celebration treat, packed with fudgy goodness, a smooth chocolate ganache glaze,...
Why They’ll Love This Up your gifting game with an assorted cupcakes - because who says cakes have to be boring? These delightful treats are not just desserts; they're a...
Why They’ll Love This Cheeky and delicious, this Chocolate D is as indulgent as it is hilarious! Perfect for spreading laughter and sweet moments, this gift is a unique way...
Why They’ll Love This You know those dreams where you're surrounded by mountains of cookies? We’ve made that dream come true with our Fully Loaded Cookies dessert box! This indulgent...
Why They’ll Love This Say goodbye to ordinary gifts and surprise your friends and family with a Party Lolly Butterfly Explosion Box! Packed with a vibrant mix of party lollies...
Why They’ll Love This Make your gift one-of-a-kind with our Personalised Loaded Brownie with Pink Sprinkles! This indulgent brownie is baked fresh in our Melbourne bakery and glazed in smooth...
Why They’ll Love This Enjoy a little bit of everything with our Large Assorted Donut & Cookie Party Box! Freshly baked in our Melbourne bakery, this box offers a mix...
Why They’ll Love This Make your gift one-of-a-kind with our Personalised Loaded Brownie with Gold Sprinkles! This indulgent brownie is baked fresh in our Melbourne bakery and glazed in smooth...
Why They’ll Love This Forget traditional gifts—surprise your loved ones with our Butterfly Explosion Box! Featuring flying butterflies, indulgent Lindt chocolate balls, and a reusable hamper box, this gift brings...
Why They’ll Love This Looking for a gift that’s packed with surprises? The Gold Bounce Box delivers a burst of excitement with jumping boxes, a confetti explosion, and irresistible Ferrero...
Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts.
The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
