Know someone with Big Dick Energy? Send them a penis donut or *ahem* dog bone donut. If you're looking add some fun to your gift, add confetti bomb that explodes out when...
Traditional birthday cakes are sooo last season, surprise your friends and family with a Cake Explosion Box delivered straight to their doorstep! Our Cake Explosion Box is the perfect edible...
Need to send a gift to a Breast Friend? Order now! If you're looking add some fun to your gift, add confetti bomb that explodes out when they open the gift -...
Delicious Penis Shaped Chocolate. If you're looking add some fun to your gift, add confetti bomb that explodes out when they open the gift - don't forget to ask them to record...
Not for the faint heart! Our Chocolate Gold Nutella Heart are filled with fillings. What’s Included Chocolate Gold Nutella Heart filled with 1KG of Nutella Personalised Message We endeavour to pack...
Send a stack of donuts instead of a cake or preorder these for your next event and pick-up in one of our stores. What’s Included Donut Tower (4 layers) Other flavours...
What’s Included 4x Assorted New York Loaded Cookies 1x Kit Kat Bar Pretzels Red Chocolate Hearts Chocolate Gold Coins Personalised Message We endeavour to pack our gifts as described, but...
We'll keep this brief. Perfect for vaccinated mates, get on the beers with our Single Dosed box including sweet treats and a Dan Anbrews beer. What’s Included 3 x Assorted Donuts...
Surprise your friends and family this Christmas with a Cake Explosion Box delivered straight to their doorstep! Our Christmas Cake Explosion Box is the perfect edible gift for the holidays....
Share your passion for boats with the person you love! Perfect for date night, anniversaries, or a random Tuesday. What’s Included Double D Boob Donuts (Vegan) Big Chocolate Glazed Dick...
What’s Included 1x Giant Cookie Glazed in Chocolate Ganache Topped with Mini M&M Gingerbread Person Candy Cane Personalised Message We endeavour to pack our gifts as described, but due to...
Send a hint to your sneaky link! Let them know you're ready for some fun ;) What’s Included Chocolate Dick (~12cm) 1x Chocolate Ring Donut Personalised message We endeavour to...
FAQ
Melbourne Please place your order and make payment before 8pm for next day delivery, and before 12pm for same day delivery. Payments made after the cut off time might be missed, please contact us on live chat to ensure your order is placed.
Rest of Australia: Cut off timing for same day dispatch outside of Melbourne delivery is at 11am. Please ensure your payment is made before this cut off timing, payments made after the cut off time might be missed, please contact us on live chat to ensure your order is placed.
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Yes we do!
Melbourne: We deliver to most Melbourne metro suburbs. There are a few that are not included in our delivery area and will need to be delivered with one of our national product range.
Rest of Australia: Our national product range is available to deliver nationwide, even regional towns. When you checkout, select 'Rest of Australia' delivery and select your date of dispatch.
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If you've left your gift to the last minute, we've got your back.
Melbourne orders: We offer same day delivery from Monday-Saturday if you order before 12pm. Payments made after 12pm might be missed, please contact us on live chat to ensure your order is placed.
Rest of Australia: As we're based in Melbourne, we're not able to offer same day delivery outside of Melbourne metro but we do offer same day dispatch if you place your order on the website before 11am. Please note that this option might not be available if we are sold out earlier.
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If the recipient isn’t at home, a few things will happen:
The courier will leave the goods at the front or back door if the recipient isn't home and if there is a safe place to do so. If there is nowhere safe to leave the box e.g. apartment concierge/reception not accepting deliveries, the box will be marked for return. Please note that not all boxes can be returned back to us as we work with external couriers and they charge a fee to return the box and therefore a remake or re-delivery fee may apply if you require a new delivery.
Rest of Australia: Your delivery will be left at a safe place if no one is able to sign for it. If there is nowhere safe to leave the delivery, your order will be taken to the nearest post office for collection.
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Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts.
The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
