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Tell your loved ones how much you love them this Valentine's Day with a GIANT heart-shaped cookie! Measuring 20 x 20cm, this giant cookie is more than just a treat - it's a grand gesture symbolising your affection. Just as you've found your perfect match, we found the perfect partner for this cookie: a bottle of champagne!
If you're looking add some fun to your gift, add confetti bomb that explodes out when they open the gift - don't forget to ask them to record their reaction!
Perfect for a Birthday or Anniversary gift.
We endeavour to pack our gifts as described, but due to shipping time and product availability, we may substitute products and items with substitutions of similar quality and value.
Location | Delivery ETA |
Melbourne Metro | Guaranteed on Date Selected |
NSW, QLD, SA, WA, ACT, TAS - Metro Cities | Next Business Day |
NT & Outside of Major Cities | 1 - 3 Business Days |
Please note: the delivery timeframes outside of Melbourne metro exclude public holidays, weekends and any courier delays.
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If dad can't fix it, it's fucked.
You gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding lol
Thanks for being my favourite parent (after mum)
Happy Birthday Dilf!
Happy Birthday! From your favourite financial burden x
Thanks for knocking mum up and making me <3
Sorry for swearing all the fucking time. I got it from my dad.
Happy Birthday Week!
Just in case you don't get any D on your birthday, you can suck on these. Happy Birthday babe!
Happy Birthday month you diva!
Happy Birthday old bitch! From your better looking, younger sister.
A year older and still a wanker
Only dickheads are born in June. Happy Birthday bro!
Happy Birthday to my favourite penis
Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive, Happy Birthday!!
Today we celebrate the day I left your vagina. Happy Birthday Mum!
Did you fall from a vending machine? Because you lookin like a snack
I choo- choo- choose you
Roses are red, violet are blue. You weren't my first choice, but I guess you'll do x
Happy Consumeris- I mean Valentine's Day!
Don't worry — no one loves you any other day of the year either!
Happy Galentine's Day, ya lonely bitch!
Will you be my bitch for the day?
Will you be my bridesmaid? I promise to put you in something that shows off your ass and legs xx
Enjoy, because your