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FAQ
Melbourne Please place your order and make payment before 8pm for next day delivery, and before 12pm for same day delivery. Payments made after the cut off time might be missed, please contact us on live chat to ensure your order is placed.
Rest of Australia: Cut off timing for same day dispatch outside of Melbourne delivery is at 11am. Please ensure your payment is made before this cut off timing, payments made after the cut off time might be missed, please contact us on live chat to ensure your order is placed.
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Yes we do!
Melbourne: We deliver to most Melbourne metro suburbs. There are a few that are not included in our delivery area and will need to be delivered with one of our national product range.
Rest of Australia: Our national product range is available to deliver nationwide, even regional towns. When you checkout, select 'Rest of Australia' delivery and select your date of dispatch.
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If you've left your gift to the last minute, we've got your back.
Melbourne orders: We offer same day delivery from Monday-Saturday if you order before 12pm. Payments made after 12pm might be missed, please contact us on live chat to ensure your order is placed.
Rest of Australia: As we're based in Melbourne, we're not able to offer same day delivery outside of Melbourne metro but we do offer same day dispatch if you place your order on the website before 11am. Please note that this option might not be available if we are sold out earlier.
Need more help? Check out our FAQ page, or chat with us on live chat!
If the recipient isn’t at home, a few things will happen:
The courier will leave the goods at the front or back door if the recipient isn't home and if there is a safe place to do so. If there is nowhere safe to leave the box e.g. apartment concierge/reception not accepting deliveries, the box will be marked for return. Please note that not all boxes can be returned back to us as we work with external couriers and they charge a fee to return the box and therefore a remake or re-delivery fee may apply if you require a new delivery.
Rest of Australia: Your delivery will be left at a safe place if no one is able to sign for it. If there is nowhere safe to leave the delivery, your order will be taken to the nearest post office for collection.
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Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts.
The End xx
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You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
