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The Motorboat
The Motorboat

    The Motorboat


      Share your passion for boats with the person you love! Perfect for date night, anniversaries, or a random Tuesday.

      What’s Included

      • Double D Boob Donuts (Vegan)
      • Big Chocolate Glazed Dick Donut
      • Milk Bottle Lollies
      • Personalised message

      We endeavour to pack our gifts as described, but due to shipping time and product availability, we may substitute products and items with substitutions of similar quality and value.

      • MELB SAME DAY: Order by 12PM for same day delivery. Shop our same day products here.
      • AUS SAME DAY: Order by 11AM for same day dispatch. Shop our same day dispatch products here.
      • Melbourne: Delivery starts at $9.99 for metro suburbs
      • Rest of Australia: Delivery is $15 for orders under $100.
      • For Melbourne orders, order by 8PM for next day delivery - deliveries will occur on the day you select at checkout
      • Outside of Melbourne: Order by 11am for same day dispatch.
      • Delivery ETA
        Location Delivery Timeframe 
        Melbourne Metro Same Day / Next Day
        Syd, Bris, Adel, Perth, ACT
        Next Business Day 
        Darwin & outside of major cities
        1 - 3 Business Days

        Please note that these are typical delivery timeframes and we're unable to guarantee a delivery date outside of Melbourne metro. All of our products are air-sealed and packaged to extend the shelf life. 


      Customer Reviews

      Based on 3 reviews
      Nat M
      Motorboat for the win

      The recipient absolutely loved and appreciated this delivery. Can’t fault the service, will definitely be a return customer

      Veronica Noone

      So tasty & it gave my family & friends a good laugh.
      My nephew & father enjoyed a boob each while I devoured the main feature.

      Chamara R
      Very funny!

      Great for a joke, easy ordering and great delivery