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Need to send a gift to a Breast Friend? Surprise them with our Vegan Double D gift box! These enormous boob-shaped donuts are freshly baked and carefully crafted in-house to ensure maximum fluffiness—perfect for an engagement, anniversary, or birthday gift.
Add a playful twist to your gift with a confetti bomb that explodes when opened—guaranteed to spark laughter and excitement. Whether you're surprising friends, enjoying a cheeky night with your partner, or simply want to hold some Double Ds, this dessert box promises to make any moment unforgettable.
Best enjoyed fresh on the day of delivery. Warm briefly in the microwave for a soft and indulgent experience.
Store any remaining donuts in an airtight container at room temperature for up to 2 days. For longer storage, refrigerate in a sealed container and allow them to sit at room temperature for 30 minutes before serving.
We strive to pack our gifts exactly as described, but due to shipping times and availability, we may substitute products with items of similar quality and value.
Location | Delivery ETA |
Melbourne Metro | Guaranteed on Date Selected |
NSW, QLD, SA, WA, ACT, TAS - Metro Cities | Next Business Day |
NT & Outside of Major Cities | 1 - 3 Business Days |
Please note: the delivery timeframes outside of Melbourne metro exclude public holidays, weekends and any courier delays.
I bought this for a friend as they have problems processing dairy and it was a huge hit. Loved the taste and the humor
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If dad can't fix it, it's fucked.
You gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding lol
Thanks for being my favourite parent (after mum)
Happy Birthday Dilf!
Happy Birthday! From your favourite financial burden x
Thanks for knocking mum up and making me <3
Sorry for swearing all the fucking time. I got it from my dad.
Happy Birthday Week!
Just in case you don't get any D on your birthday, you can suck on these. Happy Birthday babe!
Happy Birthday month you diva!
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A year older and still a wanker
Only dickheads are born in June. Happy Birthday bro!
Happy Birthday to my favourite penis
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Did you fall from a vending machine? Because you lookin like a snack
I choo- choo- choose you
Roses are red, violet are blue. You weren't my first choice, but I guess you'll do x
Happy Consumeris- I mean Valentine's Day!
Don't worry — no one loves you any other day of the year either!
Happy Galentine's Day, ya lonely bitch!
Will you be my bitch for the day?
Will you be my bridesmaid? I promise to put you in something that shows off your ass and legs xx
Enjoy, because your diet starts now! Will you be my bridesmaid?
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Bitch, I need you!
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Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts. The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
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Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!