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Chocolate Dick - Goldeluck's Doughnuts
Chocolate Dick - Goldeluck's Doughnuts
Chocolate D - Goldelucks
Chocolate D - Goldelucks
Chocolate D - Goldelucks
Chocolate D - Goldelucks
Chocolate D - Goldelucks

    Chocolate D


      Delicious Penis Shaped Chocolate.

      If you're looking add some fun to your gift, add confetti bomb that explodes out when they open the gift - don't forget to ask them to record their reaction! 

      Perfect for a Birthday or Anniversary gift.

      Dessert Box Includes

      • Chocolate Dick (Penis) (~12cm)
      • Milk Bottle Lollies
      • Personalised message

      We endeavour to pack our gifts as described, but due to shipping time and product availability, we may substitute products and items with substitutions of similar quality and value.

      • MELB SAME DAY: Order by 12PM for same day delivery. Shop our same day products here.
      • AUS SAME DAY: Order by 11AM for same day dispatch. Shop our same day dispatch products here.
      • Melbourne: Delivery starts at $9.99 for metro suburbs
      • Rest of Australia: Delivery is $15 for orders under $100.
      • For Melbourne orders, order by 8PM for next day delivery - deliveries will occur on the day you select at checkout
      • Outside of Melbourne: Order by 11am for same day dispatch.
      • Delivery ETA
        Location Delivery Timeframe 
        Melbourne Metro Same Day / Next Day
        Syd, Bris, Adel, Perth, ACT
        Next Business Day 
        Darwin & outside of major cities
        1 - 3 Business Days

        Please note that these are typical delivery timeframes and we're unable to guarantee a delivery date outside of Melbourne metro. All of our products are air-sealed and packaged to extend the shelf life. 


      Customer Reviews

      Based on 26 reviews
      Rachel King
      Best gift, EVER!

      Nothing like your best friend of 25 years opening a box, getting shot in the face with a confetti cannon and then receiving a chocolate D and a Jack Daniel’s! Her face and reaction was priceless! Thanks for the giggles!

      Paris Laurendet

      It was great and such a funny present to give my boyfriend

      This D

      Omg this was the best! Best fun joke, wish we could order more fun stuff to ship to Sydney n Brisbane like the boobs haha
      This is great so fun
      Love it

      perfect for that NSFW gift

      rare but sometimes needed. great service and fast shipping 100%

      Great customer service

      Goldeluck’s customer service was so quick and friendly via email. They were upfront about regional delivery times (although still very quick)! The gift was great quality and a a very funny gift!