We deliver edible gifts anywhere in Australia, even regional areas! We deliver 7 days a week to Melbourne and send out orders Monday - Friday outside of Melbourne.
Melbourne orders:
We offer same day delivery from Monday-Sunday. Place your orders before 2pm Monday - Friday and before 11am on Saturday and Sunday. Payments made after cut off times might be missed, please contact us on live chat to ensure your order is placed.
To place an order for future delivery, select your delivery date on the cart page and we'll get it delivered on the day you select.
Rest of Australia:
We offer same day dispatch for orders placed before 2pm. If orders are placed after 2pm, they'll be sent out the next day.
ETA for metro suburbs is 1 business day and 1-3 business days to regional areas, excluding any courier delays. We work closely with our courier partners to monitor any delays and 98% of our orders are delivered within this timeframe.
If you need to schedule your delivery for a future date, please contact us and we can help you schedule your order internally.
Please note that same day dispatch might not be available if we are sold out earlier.
Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts.
The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
