We are taking orders within Melbourne till 24 December. You will be able to choose your delivery date up till 24 December but place your orders early to ensure we bake enough goodies for you and your loved ones! We’ll pack and deliver your order on the day you select.
Rest of Australia:
We recommend placing an order before 20 December, to be dispatched latest by 20 December. The date you select is your date of dispatch, not the date of delivery so dispatching by 20 December ensures you’ll get your gift box by Christmas day. Deliveries outside of Melbourne are usually overnight, but might take 3-5 business days to arrive if our couriers experience delays. Our products are baked fresh and shrink wrapped to extend its shelf life so that when it arrives at your recipient’s door, it’d be as fresh as it left us!
These are our recommended latest dates of dispatch per state:
Northern Territory: 15 Dec
Western Australia: 17 Dec
Rest of Australia: 20 Dec
For more information, check out our courier's delivery information here:
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