We accept orders up till 3 months in advance - you can select your delivery and dispatch date at check out.
Melbourne orders:
You have until 2PM to place an order for same day delivery and 8PM for next day delivery.
Rest of Australia:
Cut-off for same day dispatch is 2pm and 8PM for next day dispatch.
*Please note that orders may be closed earlier if we are sold out of delivery slots.
*Please note that orders placed after cut-off timings will be missed. If you'd like to place an order after the cut-off time, please chat with us via live chat to ensure your order is placed.
Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts.
The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x