The more information you provide about your delivery location, the smoother the delivery process and the less chance of re-delivery fees being incurred.
Business Addresses: Please provide the name of the business. Please ensure that your recipient will be available to collect their gift, otherwise please specify whether it can be left at reception, a loading dock or building concierge.
Residential Addresses: If you are delivering to an apartment, please provide the apartment name and unit number. If the address is within a secure building please ensure that the recipient will be home on the day of delivery or alternatively specify a safe location where the gift can be left.
Hospitals/Hotels: Please specify your recipient's ward and/or room number. If no one is available to collect your gift, please specify a secure location where your gift can be left (eg. reception).
Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts.
The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
