Need same day delivery? We do same day delivery in Melbourne metro
Cut-off for same day delivery is 12PM AEST
You can select your delivery and dispatch date at checkout. We deliver everyday for Melbourne metro and Monday-Thursday for rest of Australia.
Delivery for Melbourne metro starts from $9.99.
Delivery for rest of Australia is $15
Cut off for next day delivery - Melbourne is 8PM AEST.
If you'd like to place an order after 8PM, please chat with us on our website and we'll get back to you as soon as we can.
Orders for next day delivery placed after 8PM on the website will be missed
For Melbourne orders, we aim to have deliveries completed by 3PM with a buffer of 6PM, depending on traffic and the number of deliveries being made that day.
A live tracking link will be sent to the number you've provided once our driver has picked up your order. Please note that due to COVID-19 restrictions, the latest time you will receive your tracking link is 2PM as we have to stagger courier pick up times throughout the day.
Cut-off for same day dispatch across Australia is 12PM
Payments made after 12PM for same day nationwide dispatch might be missed, chat with us via live chat to ensure your order is placed.
Deliveries for orders going outside of Melbourne metro is typically next business day for Australian metro cities, and 1-3 business days for regional cities if there are no courier delays.
For more information on deliveries, check out our Frequently Asked Questions, or chat with us via live chat!
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