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Melbourne orders:
We offer same day delivery from Monday-Sunday. Place your orders before 2pm Monday - Friday and before 11am on Saturday and Sunday. Payments made after cut off times might be missed, please contact us on live chat to ensure your order is placed.
Rest of Australia:
As we're based in Melbourne, we're not able to offer same day delivery outside of Melbourne metro but we do offer same day dispatch if you place your order on the website before 2pm. Please note that this option might not be available if we are sold out earlier.
Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts.
The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
