As we are based in Melbourne, we will bake, pack and deliver your order on the day you select at checkout.
Rest of Australia:
We dispatch orders Mon - Fri. If you've placed your order before 2PM AEST, we'll dispatch it the same day.
ETA for metro suburbs is 1 business day and 1-3 business days to regional areas, excluding any courier delays. We work closely with our courier partners to monitor any delays and 98% of our orders are delivered within this timeframe.
If you need to schedule your delivery for a future date, please contact us and we can help you schedule your order internally.
Rest assured that all the products in our national range are packed air tight and have longer shelf life than our Melbourne only products.
Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts.
The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
