Yes we are! We’ll be delivering gifts till 24th December for Melbourne deliveries, and dispatching boxes out till 20th December for orders outside of Melbourne. Please note that the date you select for orders outside of Melbourne is your date of dispatch. Please allow a few days for delivery. Orders within Melbourne will arrive on the date you select.
Deliveries outside of Melbourne are usually overnight, but might take 3-5 business days to arrive if our couriers experience delays. Our products are baked fresh and shrink wrapped to extend its shelf life so that when it arrives at your recipient’s door, it’d be as fresh as it left us!
Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts.
The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
