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The dessert box you actually want to send — without waiting three days. Stacked with fresh brownies, cookies, donuts, cupcakes and the occasional surprise, boxed up beautifully and on their doorstep across Melbourne the same day you order. Order by 1PM Monday to Friday (or 11AM Saturday) and we'll have it delivered before the night's over.
Pick one of our pre-assorted dessert boxes (curated combinations, no decisions required) or build your own. Choose your flavours, mix loaded brownies with cookies, throw in some donuts, add personalised toppings, or upload a photo to be printed on edible icing. Customisation options live on each product page.
For the moments that need a bit more theatre — surprise birthdays, "I'm sorry I forgot," office farewells — most dessert boxes can be upgraded to a Confetti Explosion Box. Open the box and confetti bursts out alongside the desserts. The reaction is the gift.
Need dessert boxes for the whole team, the entire classroom, or a 100-person event? Bulk pack sizes are available on most products — pricing and minimums are listed on the individual product page. Same-day Melbourne delivery still applies if you order by 1PM.
Sending dessert boxes to several recipients across Melbourne? Use the Multi Gift option at checkout. One order, multiple delivery addresses — handy for client gifting, multi-site office drops, or sending separate boxes to friends and family without checking out six times.
If a dessert box isn't quite the right fit, our Personalised Cupcakes come with the same name or photo printing, individually boxed. For an extra-theatrical moment, the Cake Explosion Box opens to flying butterflies. For kids' birthdays, the Bluey Birthday Cake is our most-ordered. And for a milestone birthday with a sense of humour — 30ths, hens, the work farewell — the Big D Energy cake is our cheekiest seller.
Running a client gifting program, a launch event, a conference catering order, or anything bigger than a normal order? Contact our team for custom pricing, branded dessert boxes, multi-site Melbourne coordination and event catering quotes.
Three steps: pick a dessert box, add your customisations or Confetti Explosion upgrade, choose your Melbourne delivery window. We bake, we box, we deliver. They'll think you had it planned all along.
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Personalised Rainbow Sprinkles Loaded Brownie
Cake Explosion Box with Flying Butterflies
Personalised Letter Loaded Brownie with Rainbow Sprinkles
Personalised Rainbow Sprinkles Loaded Brownie
The dessert box you actually want to send — without waiting three days. Stacked with fresh brownies, cookies, donuts, cupcakes and the occasional surprise, boxed up beautifully and on their doorstep across Melbourne the same day you order. Order by 1PM Monday to Friday (or 11AM Saturday) and we'll have it delivered before the night's over.
Pick one of our pre-assorted dessert boxes (curated combinations, no decisions required) or build your own. Choose your flavours, mix loaded brownies with cookies, throw in some donuts, add personalised toppings, or upload a photo to be printed on edible icing. Customisation options live on each product page.
For the moments that need a bit more theatre — surprise birthdays, "I'm sorry I forgot," office farewells — most dessert boxes can be upgraded to a Confetti Explosion Box. Open the box and confetti bursts out alongside the desserts. The reaction is the gift.
Need dessert boxes for the whole team, the entire classroom, or a 100-person event? Bulk pack sizes are available on most products — pricing and minimums are listed on the individual product page. Same-day Melbourne delivery still applies if you order by 1PM.
Sending dessert boxes to several recipients across Melbourne? Use the Multi Gift option at checkout. One order, multiple delivery addresses — handy for client gifting, multi-site office drops, or sending separate boxes to friends and family without checking out six times.
If a dessert box isn't quite the right fit, our Personalised Cupcakes come with the same name or photo printing, individually boxed. For an extra-theatrical moment, the Cake Explosion Box opens to flying butterflies. For kids' birthdays, the Bluey Birthday Cake is our most-ordered. And for a milestone birthday with a sense of humour — 30ths, hens, the work farewell — the Big D Energy cake is our cheekiest seller.
Running a client gifting program, a launch event, a conference catering order, or anything bigger than a normal order? Contact our team for custom pricing, branded dessert boxes, multi-site Melbourne coordination and event catering quotes.
Three steps: pick a dessert box, add your customisations or Confetti Explosion upgrade, choose your Melbourne delivery window. We bake, we box, we deliver. They'll think you had it planned all along.
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If dad can't fix it, it's fucked.
You gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding lol
Thanks for being my favourite parent (after mum)
Happy Birthday Dilf!
Happy Birthday! From your favourite financial burden x
Thanks for knocking mum up and making me <3
Sorry for swearing all the fucking time. I got it from my dad.
Happy Birthday Week!
Just in case you don't get any D on your birthday, you can suck on these. Happy Birthday babe!
Happy Birthday month you diva!
Happy Birthday old bitch! From your better looking, younger sister.
A year older and still a wanker
Only dickheads are born in June. Happy Birthday bro!
Happy Birthday to my favourite penis
Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive, Happy Birthday!!
Today we celebrate the day I left your vagina. Happy Birthday Mum!
Did you fall from a vending machine? Because you lookin like a snack
I choo- choo- choose you
Roses are red, violet are blue. You weren't my first choice, but I guess you'll do x
Happy Consumeris- I mean Valentine's Day!
Don't worry — no one loves you any other day of the year either!
Happy Galentine's Day, ya lonely bitch!
Will you be my bitch for the day?
Will you be my bridesmaid? I promise to put you in something that shows off your ass and legs xx
Enjoy, because your diet starts now! Will you be my bridesmaid?
I need someone to wear an ugly dress so that I look prettier in mine. Will you be my maid of honour?
Someone needs to hold my wedding dress when I pee. Will you?
I have my mister, now I need my sister! Will you be my bridesmaid?
Bitch, I need you!
I'm engaged, but we know he's really marrying us both. WIll you be my bridesmaid?
Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts. The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
So the pull out method doesn't work aye? LOL Congrats on the baby!
Congratulations on the baby! My thought are with your vagina at this time x
You know how you noticed my boobs getting bigger? It's because your sperm was a winner!
Congrats on your pregnancy! May your labour be as easy as you were x
Why doesn't anyone congratulate a man for getting his wife pregnant? This box is to celebrate your super sperm bro x
I hope these donuts taste as good as I do … fucking delicious! Happy Anniversary Baby x
You satisfy me in ways that usually require batteries x
Thanks for all the orgasms the past 2 years xx
Thanks for keeping me moist. Love you x
Enjoy this box as much as you enjoy mine. Happy Anniversary boo x
We made it!!
Thank you for being an amazing boyfriend and giving me attention so that I don't die x
Sorry for being a dick
I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry x
Sorry for farting around you all the time
I'm not sure what I've done, but I'm apologizing anyway. Forgive me yet?
Sorry for being a shit cunt.
Sorry for being moody. Do you still love me?
Fuck you for finding a new job! Who am I meant to bitch with now??
Farewell cunt-a-saurus! You will be missed
We heard you're leaving? Good.
How dare you want career progression! Did you not think about my feelings??
I hope your exams are as easy as you are xx
Fuck your exams! You can always be a stripper.
Shoutout to those who helped you graduate today: Wikipedia, Google, Copy & Paste. Happy Graduation!
I'm sorry my giant head ruined your vagina. I love you x
Of all the vaginas in the world, I'm glad I fell out of yours x
Thanks for being an amazing mum, I'm sorry only one of us turned out great. It's not your fault (it's an odds game). Love, your favourite child
You got what you wished for, my kids are a pain in the ass too!
I think being your child is a big enough gift
I'm sorry that I was such a little shit when I was younger
I promise to move out eventually x
Thanks for not swallowing me x
Thanks for shagging dad. That couldn't have been easy... Way to take one for the team!
Cancer is a big C
You=1 Cancer=0
May your chemo give you superpowers x
You beat cancer! You're so badass x
You've got this!
Fuck cancer! You're so much stronger than it
Sorry I invited to you to a super-spreader party. Get well soon!
Happy day 2347391 of lockdown!
Put on some quarantine kilos, sweaty x
Enjoy your day of Zoom calls, sweatpants, and walks to the fridge!
Well, 2022 is cancelled.
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