Say happy birthday the bold (and slightly unfiltered) way with this box of 15 frosted donuts topped with fondant letters that spell out “HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH.” It’s the perfect gift for your sassiest bestie—the one who’d rather get donuts than flowers and laughs louder than the candles on their cake.
What’s Included
15x Ring Donuts in your choice of Blue, Pink, or Rainbow
Fondant letters spelling “HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH” across the donuts
All donuts topped with matching sprinkles
Optional Confetti Bomb: Add a pop of confetti to really kick off the chaos
Personalised Message: Include a sweet (or spicy) note for the birthday queen or king
How It’s Best Served
Best enjoyed fresh on the day of delivery. Warm for a few seconds in the microwave to bring out that bakery-fresh fluff.
How to Store Leftovers
Keep in an airtight container at room temperature for up to 2 days, or refrigerate for up to 3. Avoid refrigerating for extended periods as the glaze may sweat and fondant letters may soften.
Product Substitution Policy
We strive to pack our gifts exactly as described, but due to shipping times and availability, we may substitute products with items of similar quality and value.
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Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts.
The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
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