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You Are The Tits - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
You Are The Tits - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
You Are The Tits - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
You Are The Tits - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
You Are The Tits - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
You Are The Tits - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery
You Are The Tits - Goldelucks Same Day Gift Delivery

    You Are The Tits

    $78.00
    1 Pick Your Box
    2 Add Confetti Explosion Card +$25 (Optional)
    • No postcard
    • Pink Birthday
    • Blue Birthday
    • Colourful
    • Pink
    • Blue
    • Blue Romance
    • Red Romance
    3 Add Your Personalised Photo
    4 Add Your Personalised Message (125 Characters)
    Select your card
      DESCRIPTION

      If you're looking for a cheeky way to surprise the breast person in your life, this is it! 

      Nothing says you're special like a box of exceptional and perky boob donuts. These enormous boob donuts are freshly baked and carefully crafted in-house to ensure maximum fluffiness - perfect for an engagement, anniversary, or birthday gift.

      Whether you're looking to surprise your friends, have a fun night with your partner, or just want to hold giant tits, this dessert box is sure to make any moment a memorable one.

      Perfect for a Birthday, Hens Night or Anniversary gift.

      What’s Included

      • 9x Strawberry Flavoured Boob Donuts (vegan-friendly)
      • Add jam-filling (vegan-friendly)
      • Add chocolates and fruit sticks (not vegan)
      • Personalised message

      We endeavour to pack our gifts as described, but due to shipping time and product availability, we may substitute products and items with substitutions of similar quality and value.

      DELIVERY
      • MELB SAME DAY: Order by 2PM for same day delivery. Shop our same day products here.
      • AUS SAME DAY: Order by 2PM for same day dispatch. Shop our same day dispatch products here.
      • Delivery starts at $14.95
      • For Melbourne orders, order by 8PM for next day delivery - deliveries will occur on the day you select at checkout
      • Outside of Melbourne: Order by 2PM for same day dispatch.
      • Delivery ETA
        Location Delivery ETA From Date Selected 
        Melbourne Metro Same Day
        Syd, Bris, Adel, Perth, ACT, Hobart
        Next Business Day 
        Darwin & outside of major cities
        1 - 3 Business Days

        Please note that these are typical delivery timeframes and we're unable to guarantee a delivery date outside of Melbourne metro. All of our products are air-sealed and packaged to extend the shelf life. 

      Father's Day Delivery ETA

      We recommend having your Father's Day gifts dispatched by these dates for arrival on/before Father's Day, 3 September. 

      Location Last Date To Dispatch  
      Melbourne Metro 3 September
      Syd, Bris, Adel, Perth, ACT, Hobart
      31 August 
      Darwin & outside of major cities
      29 August

      Please note that these are typical delivery timeframes and we're unable to guarantee a delivery date outside of Melbourne metro. All of our products are air-sealed and packaged to extend the shelf life. 

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      You Are The Tits

      Order by 2PM for Same Day Dispatch