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Order before 2PM Mon - Fri or before 12PM Sat - Sun for same day delivery in Melbourne. Gifts to residential addresses will arrive by 6pm. Select our morning or afternoon delivery timeslot if you want your gifts delivered within a specific timeframe. Payments made after our cut-off might be missed,... Read More
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Why They’ll Love This Bring the fun with our Vegan Big D Energy Donut! Glazed in rich chocolate, this cheeky treat is as delicious as it is playful. Crafted with...
Why They’ll Love This Set sail on a sea of sweetness with The Motorboat! These cheeky boob and dick donuts are freshly baked and carefully crafted in-house to ensure maximum...
Why They’ll Love This This Bottom Dessert Box is equal parts cheeky and delicious—sure to tickle taste buds and funny bones alike. More than just a treat, this chocolate gift...
Why They’ll Love This Know someone with Big Dick Energy? Send them our playful penis donut or *ahem* dog bone donut for a cheeky treat! Perfect for a Hens Night,...
Why They’ll Love This Send this colourful box of donuts and lollies to Melbourne. Whether you're celebrating a corporate milestone or hosting a birthday bash, this indulgent gift is guaranteed...
Why They’ll Love This Indulge the ultimate ferrero and chocolate lover with this decadent donut box! Packed with rich, chocolate donuts and Ferrero Rocher-inspired treats, this box is a chocolate...
Why They’ll Love This Celebrate the strength, achievements, and empowerment of women with our IWD Cookies! These beautifully crafted sugar cookies are topped with International Women’s Day-themed edible images, making...
Why They’ll Love This Fresh, simple, and game-day ready, our Japan-themed donuts are decorated with a white icing base inspired by a clean and classic football look. With sporty details...
Why They’ll Love This Bright and fun with a clean football feel, our Netherlands-themed donuts are inspired by the team’s iconic look and finished with a white icing base for...
Why They’ll Love This Clean, classic, and effortlessly sporty — our Germany-themed donuts are decorated with a white icing base inspired by the team’s traditional colours. With football-inspired styling and...
Why They’ll Love This Up your gifting game with personalised cupcakes - because who says cakes have to be boring? These delightful treats are not just desserts; they're a surprise-packed...
Blow them away with a flying butterfly cake explosion! Perfect for birthdays, surprises, or just because — same day delivery available. Why They’ll Love This Traditional birthday cakes are sooo...
Why They’ll Love This Brighten up any celebration with this Personalised Loaded Brownie with Rainbow Sprinkles! This giant brownie is baked fresh in our Melbourne bakery, coated in smooth chocolate...
The ultimate cookie gift – warm, gooey, giant cookies delivered to their door. Perfect for cravings, birthdays or just because. Why They’ll Love This Ever dreamt of being surrounded by...
Why They’ll Love This Up your gifting game with personalised cupcakes - because who says cakes have to be boring? These delightful treats are not just desserts; they're a surprise-packed...
This product delivers to Melbourne only. Why They’ll Love This Indulge in a delightful mix of flavours with our Small Assorted Donut Box. Baked fresh in our Melbourne bakery, this...
Why They’ll Love This Not sure what to gift? The Little Mix Box has you covered! Perfect for those who love variety, this delightful box features a mix of donuts,...
Why They’ll Love This Celebrate your “breast” friend with our cheeky and fun Double D gift box! Featuring two giant fluffy donuts, this playful dessert box is freshly baked and...
Why They’ll Love This This giant chocolate donut cake is a fun and delicious twist on the classic birthday cake. Glazed in smooth chocolate icing and topped with colourful rainbow...
Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts.
The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
