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Chocolate D - Goldelucks
Chocolate D - Goldelucks
Chocolate D - Goldelucks
Chocolate D - Goldelucks
Chocolate D - Goldelucks
Chocolate D - Goldelucks
Chocolate D - Goldelucks
Chocolate D - Goldelucks
Chocolate D - Goldelucks

    Chocolate D

    $38.00
    Build Your Own Box
    1 Add an Explosion to Your Gift
    Upgrade Your Gift:
    • Standard (No Confetti)
    • Add Confetti (+$20)
      Add Confetti (+$20)

      Confetti will explode out as the box is opened

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    • Add Confetti & 2 Flying Butterflies (+$30)
      Add Confetti & 2 Flying Butterflies (+$30)

      Confetti & 2 butterflies will explode out as the box is opened

      Box Confetti gif
    • Add Confetti & 4 Flying Butterflies (+$40)
      Add Confetti & 4 Flying Butterflies (+$40)

      Confetti & 4 butterflies will explode out as the box is opened

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    2 Add a Photo With Your Gift Message +$10 (optional)
    10
    Select your box
      DESCRIPTION

      This chocolate D is equal parts cheeky and delicious - sure to tickle taste buds and funny bones alike. This chocolate gift is more than just a treat; it's a conversation starter, a source of laughter, and a unique way to surprise your friends and loved ones. Whether you're organising a hens night, celebrating an anniversary, or just wanting to cheer up a lonely friend, this chocolate D delivers smiles that'd make any night memorable.

      We understand that getting D might not be the most exciting experience sometimes. Add a confetti bomb that explodes when the gift is opened so it's more of a celebration! 

      Know someone who needs this gift today? Place an order for same day delivery to Melbourne or same day dispatch Australia-wide.

      Perfect for a Birthday or Anniversary gift.

      Dessert Box Includes

      • Chocolate Dick (Penis) (~12cm)
      • Milk Bottle Lollies
      • Personalised message

      We endeavour to pack our gifts as described, but due to shipping time and product availability, we may substitute products and items with substitutions of similar quality and value.

      DELIVERY
      • MELB SAME DAY: Order by 2PM for same day delivery. Shop our same day products here.
      • AUS SAME DAY: Order by 2PM for same day dispatch. Shop our same day dispatch products here.
      • Delivery starts at $14.95
      • For Melbourne orders, order by 8PM for next day delivery - deliveries will occur on the day you select at checkout
      • Outside of Melbourne: Order by 2PM for same day dispatch.
      • Delivery ETA
        Location Delivery ETA From Date Selected 
        Melbourne Metro Same Day
        Syd, Bris, Adel, Perth, ACT, Hobart
        Next Business Day 
        Darwin & outside of major cities
        1 - 3 Business Days

        Please note that these are typical delivery timeframes and we're unable to guarantee a delivery date outside of Melbourne metro. All of our products are air-sealed and packaged to extend the shelf life. 

      Father's Day Delivery ETA

      We recommend having your Father's Day gifts dispatched by these dates for arrival on/before Father's Day, 3 September. 

      Location Last Date To Dispatch  
      Melbourne Metro 3 September
      Syd, Bris, Adel, Perth, ACT, Hobart
      31 August 
      Darwin & outside of major cities
      29 August

      Please note that these are typical delivery timeframes and we're unable to guarantee a delivery date outside of Melbourne metro. All of our products are air-sealed and packaged to extend the shelf life. 

      REVIEWS

      Customer Reviews

      Based on 31 reviews
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      A
      Amber Jones
      Great Gift

      Fast delivery and easy checkout process

      N
      Nikki
      Very happy!

      This was such a funny gift. Delivery was fast, checkout was easy. Will definitely return.
      Excellent service

      A
      Aditi Verma
      Loved it

      Perfect hens party dessert, the bride loved it and had a fun time

      D
      Damo.S
      Chocolate D

      So I gifted the chocolate D to my friend, the exploding confetti gave her a bit of a shock, then finding the chocolate d, she laughed her head off, she said best present in ages, her reaction was priceless and all caught on video for future laughs! Thanks Goldelucks!

      P
      Phillip
      Perfect housewarming present

      This was the perfect housewarming gift for a friend who just moved interstate. The delivery was speedy, the exploding confetti was a great surprise to the recipient who opened it at work (haha) and the chocolate D was perfect. Thank you so much

      Order by 2PM for Same Day Dispatch