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Goldeluck's Dessert Boxes Melbourne Delivery
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Dessert Boxes

Big Dick Energy

Dessert Boxes

Big Dick Energy

Regular price $36.00
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What’s Included

  • Big Chocolate Glazed Dick Doughnut
  • Personalised message

We endeavour to pack our gifts as described, but due to shipping time and product availability, we may substitute products and items with substitutions of similar quality and value.

Customer Reviews

Based on 431 reviews
Crack up

I've sent a few of these to my girlfriends and they've loved them and had a good laugh out of it!

The only thing I recommend is you should do the tip of the donut as jam or custard 🤣 would give it the full effect!


A wanted my recipient to have a good laugh during her lockdown birthday and this got exactly the reaction I was hoping for. The product was fresh and delivered on time. I would definitely order from Goldelucks again.


Great surprise for my friends birthday!! Thanks for putting a smile on her face :)

Rachel G
A great laugh!

We sent this as a birthday gift to a single girlfriend (from a group of girls) just because we knew it would make her laugh, and we got the reaction we wanted. She loved it..and all the jokes that went with it. A sure way to brighten up someone’s day & send them lots of laughs. She also said it was yummy. Delivery guy was also kind enough to call me and tell me no one was home but he left it at the door. I appreciated it as I was able to track her down. Excellent service. Thank you again.


That Big Dick Energy was exactly what my BFF needed! Lockdown is just simply unbearable for some, and it reminded her of our artistic impressions from high school in years gone by x

  • Need same day delivery? We do same day delivery in Melbourne metro Monday - Friday
  • Cut-off for same day delivery is 2PM 
  • We do not do same day deliveries through the website
  • Contact us on live chat to place your order
  • You can select your delivery date at checkout. We delivery everyday except for Sunday for Melbourne metro and Monday-Friday for rest of Australia.
  • Delivery for Melbourne metro is $9.99
  • Delivery for rest of Australia is $15
  • Cut off for orders is the day before - Melbourne: 7PM AEST.
  • We aim to have deliveries completed by 3pm with a buffer of 6pm and depending on traffic and the number of deliveries being made (you get tracking from the courier - check junk folder).
  • Cut-off for same day dispatch across Australia is 12PM
  • Delivery is the next business day for Australian metro cities, and 1-3 business days for regional cities if there are no courier delays.
  • If your delivery is time sensitive, we offer premium delivery before 1PM starting from $20. Chat to us to get a quote. 
  • If your destination is a Business, School/Uni or Apartment, you must include as much info as possible in the shipping details on the next page. e.g. unit number, company name, level number), school & university (building name, level, depart. etc.)
  • If the recipient isn’t home and the driver can’t get into the secured building, a re-delivery fee may occur.
  • We do not deliver to PO Boxes, Police Stations, Universities, Airports & some Gov Bases.
  • A specific delivery time cannot be requested.
  • Please leave your mobile number and email address in case we need to contact you.
  • Make sure all details are correct when checking out - changes to delivery addresses 24 hours before scheduled delivery may incur additional costs to re-route

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