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Small Vegan Assorted Donut Box
Cake Explosion Box with Flying Butterflies
Personalised Letter Loaded Brownie with Rainbow Sprinkles
Large Assorted Donut & Cookie Party Box
Birthday gifts they can eat, made fresh and personalised with their photo or name. Order by 1pm Monday to Friday (11am for cakes and on Saturday) and we'll deliver it today, with same day delivery in Melbourne. Explosion boxes, cookies and brownies go Australia-wide too.
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Flowers get a vase. Edible birthday gifts get opened, filmed and eaten. Lift the lid of the Cake Explosion Box and four butterflies fly out, with a mudcake waiting inside. Our giant cookies and loaded brownies come glazed and topped with sprinkles or Biscoff crumbs, and a confetti bomb can go in the box so it goes off when they open it. Add their photo, their name in fondant letters, or both. Personalised gifts still go out same day.
Turning 21? Start with 21st birthday gifts. For a milestone birthday further along, see our 50th birthday presents and 60th birthday gifts. Shopping for someone in particular? Try birthday gifts for men, gifts for him or gifts for her.
For kids, Bluey is our most-ordered birthday cake, and there are plenty more kids' birthday cakes. Want candles? See all our birthday cakes. The cheeky gifts are for 30ths, hens nights and friends who can take a joke. And if the whole point is the look on their face, go straight to the explosion boxes.
Something they'd never buy for themselves, something with their name or face on it, and something that makes a bit of a mess. A giant cookie with their name on top and a confetti bomb in the birthday box covers all three. Add a message that sounds like you, not like a card from the servo. Feeding a whole office? Cupcakes or a dessert box go further. For the cookie lover, start with our cookie delivery.
Want to send a birthday gift to another state? Explosion boxes, giant cookies, cookie cakes and loaded brownies go Australia-wide, and cupcakes go where they'll arrive the next day. Enter their postcode in the cart to see the earliest date, and we'll schedule your delivery for that day between 9am and 5pm, subject to any courier delays. Birthday delivery outside our same day area runs Monday to Friday. Cakes, donut cakes and donuts stay local.
Already know the date? Book any day up to 12 months ahead in the cart. Bulk orders need 48 hours' notice, and one order can go to 3 or more addresses with 2 days' notice. Birthday gifts delivered on the day, and they'll think you planned it weeks ago.
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If dad can't fix it, it's fucked.
You gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding lol
Thanks for being my favourite parent (after mum)
Happy Birthday Dilf!
Happy Birthday! From your favourite financial burden x
Thanks for knocking mum up and making me <3
Sorry for swearing all the fucking time. I got it from my dad.
Happy Birthday Week!
Just in case you don't get any D on your birthday, you can suck on these. Happy Birthday babe!
Happy Birthday month you diva!
Happy Birthday old bitch! From your better looking, younger sister.
A year older and still a wanker
Only dickheads are born in June. Happy Birthday bro!
Happy Birthday to my favourite penis
Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive, Happy Birthday!!
Today we celebrate the day I left your vagina. Happy Birthday Mum!
Did you fall from a vending machine? Because you lookin like a snack
I choo- choo- choose you
Roses are red, violet are blue. You weren't my first choice, but I guess you'll do x
Happy Consumeris- I mean Valentine's Day!
Don't worry — no one loves you any other day of the year either!
Happy Galentine's Day, ya lonely bitch!
Will you be my bitch for the day?
Will you be my bridesmaid? I promise to put you in something that shows off your ass and legs xx
Enjoy, because your diet starts now! Will you be my bridesmaid?
I need someone to wear an ugly dress so that I look prettier in mine. Will you be my maid of honour?
Someone needs to hold my wedding dress when I pee. Will you?
I have my mister, now I need my sister! Will you be my bridesmaid?
Bitch, I need you!
I'm engaged, but we know he's really marrying us both. WIll you be my bridesmaid?
Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts. The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
So the pull out method doesn't work aye? LOL Congrats on the baby!
Congratulations on the baby! My thought are with your vagina at this time x
You know how you noticed my boobs getting bigger? It's because your sperm was a winner!
Congrats on your pregnancy! May your labour be as easy as you were x
Why doesn't anyone congratulate a man for getting his wife pregnant? This box is to celebrate your super sperm bro x
I hope these donuts taste as good as I do … fucking delicious! Happy Anniversary Baby x
You satisfy me in ways that usually require batteries x
Thanks for all the orgasms the past 2 years xx
Thanks for keeping me moist. Love you x
Enjoy this box as much as you enjoy mine. Happy Anniversary boo x
We made it!!
Thank you for being an amazing boyfriend and giving me attention so that I don't die x
Sorry for being a dick
I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry x
Sorry for farting around you all the time
I'm not sure what I've done, but I'm apologizing anyway. Forgive me yet?
Sorry for being a shit cunt.
Sorry for being moody. Do you still love me?
Fuck you for finding a new job! Who am I meant to bitch with now??
Farewell cunt-a-saurus! You will be missed
We heard you're leaving? Good.
How dare you want career progression! Did you not think about my feelings??
I hope your exams are as easy as you are xx
Fuck your exams! You can always be a stripper.
Shoutout to those who helped you graduate today: Wikipedia, Google, Copy & Paste. Happy Graduation!
I'm sorry my giant head ruined your vagina. I love you x
Of all the vaginas in the world, I'm glad I fell out of yours x
Thanks for being an amazing mum, I'm sorry only one of us turned out great. It's not your fault (it's an odds game). Love, your favourite child
You got what you wished for, my kids are a pain in the ass too!
I think being your child is a big enough gift
I'm sorry that I was such a little shit when I was younger
I promise to move out eventually x
Thanks for not swallowing me x
Thanks for shagging dad. That couldn't have been easy... Way to take one for the team!
Cancer is a big C
You=1 Cancer=0
May your chemo give you superpowers x
You beat cancer! You're so badass x
You've got this!
Fuck cancer! You're so much stronger than it
Sorry I invited to you to a super-spreader party. Get well soon!
Happy day 2347391 of lockdown!
Put on some quarantine kilos, sweaty x
Enjoy your day of Zoom calls, sweatpants, and walks to the fridge!
Well, 2022 is cancelled.


