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Cake Explosion Box with Flying Butterflies
Personalised Letter Loaded Brownie with Rainbow Sprinkles
Cake Explosion Box with Flying Butterflies
Personalised Letter Loaded Brownie with Rainbow Sprinkles
Dessert boxes in Melbourne, delivered the same day you order. Get it in by 1pm Monday to Friday, or 11am Saturday. Inside: donuts, loaded brownies, giant cookies or cupcakes, all made fresh in our Melbourne bakery.
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Pick a box, choose today's date in the cart and check out before the cut-off. Homes get it by 6pm and businesses by 5pm, unless the courier is held up. Cakes and anything marked "Order by 11AM" have an 11am cut-off. Missed the cut-off? Choose the next available delivery day in the cart, or any date up to 12 months ahead. There's no Sunday delivery, so after Saturday's cut-off the next delivery day is Monday. The full details are on our delivery information page.
Same day dessert delivery covers Melbourne Metro: the CBD, Richmond, South Yarra, St Kilda, Brighton, Fitzroy, Brunswick, Footscray, Box Hill and Glen Waverley, plus plenty of suburbs in between. Enter your postcode in the cart to see what's available, or check your postcode first. Want cakes and gifts too? See all our dessert delivery in Melbourne.
The dessert box you actually want to send, without waiting three days. The Little Mix Box is a celebration box of six donuts, two loaded cookies and a pile of Lindt balls. The Double Choc Loaded Brownie is one 16–18cm brownie under ganache, KitKat and crushed Tim Tam. Want more of one thing? Go straight to donut delivery in Melbourne, loaded brownies, cookie delivery in Melbourne or cupcakes.
Put their face, the dog or your logo on Personalised Cupcakes (up to 3 images, printed on edible discs). Or spell out a message in fondant letters on a loaded brownie. Personalised items still go out same day.
Lots of boxes take an optional confetti bomb that goes off when the lid comes up. Want butterflies flying out instead? That's what our explosion boxes do. The reaction is the gift.
Birthday coming up? The Bluey Cake is our most-ordered birthday cake, and our donut cakes are one giant 30cm donut, ready to slice. For a 30th or a hens night with a sense of humour, the Big D Energy donut is our cheekiest seller.
Not in Melbourne? Loaded brownies, cookies and explosion boxes still go to the rest of Australia, so you can send dessert boxes Australia-wide too. Donut boxes and cakes stay in Melbourne.
Ordering dessert boxes in Melbourne for the whole team or a classroom? Most boxes come in bigger pack sizes, with prices on each product page. Logo cupcakes go out same day, and bulk orders need 48 hours' notice. It's sweet treat delivery for Friday afternoons, farewells and launch days.
Sending boxes to lots of people? Tap Send to multiple recipients on the product page: one order, every address, no checking out six times. It needs 3 or more recipients and 2 days' notice. For client gifting, start with our corporate gifts in Melbourne.
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If dad can't fix it, it's fucked.
You gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding lol
Thanks for being my favourite parent (after mum)
Happy Birthday Dilf!
Happy Birthday! From your favourite financial burden x
Thanks for knocking mum up and making me <3
Sorry for swearing all the fucking time. I got it from my dad.
Happy Birthday Week!
Just in case you don't get any D on your birthday, you can suck on these. Happy Birthday babe!
Happy Birthday month you diva!
Happy Birthday old bitch! From your better looking, younger sister.
A year older and still a wanker
Only dickheads are born in June. Happy Birthday bro!
Happy Birthday to my favourite penis
Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive, Happy Birthday!!
Today we celebrate the day I left your vagina. Happy Birthday Mum!
Did you fall from a vending machine? Because you lookin like a snack
I choo- choo- choose you
Roses are red, violet are blue. You weren't my first choice, but I guess you'll do x
Happy Consumeris- I mean Valentine's Day!
Don't worry — no one loves you any other day of the year either!
Happy Galentine's Day, ya lonely bitch!
Will you be my bitch for the day?
Will you be my bridesmaid? I promise to put you in something that shows off your ass and legs xx
Enjoy, because your diet starts now! Will you be my bridesmaid?
I need someone to wear an ugly dress so that I look prettier in mine. Will you be my maid of honour?
Someone needs to hold my wedding dress when I pee. Will you?
I have my mister, now I need my sister! Will you be my bridesmaid?
Bitch, I need you!
I'm engaged, but we know he's really marrying us both. WIll you be my bridesmaid?
Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts. The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
So the pull out method doesn't work aye? LOL Congrats on the baby!
Congratulations on the baby! My thought are with your vagina at this time x
You know how you noticed my boobs getting bigger? It's because your sperm was a winner!
Congrats on your pregnancy! May your labour be as easy as you were x
Why doesn't anyone congratulate a man for getting his wife pregnant? This box is to celebrate your super sperm bro x
I hope these donuts taste as good as I do … fucking delicious! Happy Anniversary Baby x
You satisfy me in ways that usually require batteries x
Thanks for all the orgasms the past 2 years xx
Thanks for keeping me moist. Love you x
Enjoy this box as much as you enjoy mine. Happy Anniversary boo x
We made it!!
Thank you for being an amazing boyfriend and giving me attention so that I don't die x
Sorry for being a dick
I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry x
Sorry for farting around you all the time
I'm not sure what I've done, but I'm apologizing anyway. Forgive me yet?
Sorry for being a shit cunt.
Sorry for being moody. Do you still love me?
Fuck you for finding a new job! Who am I meant to bitch with now??
Farewell cunt-a-saurus! You will be missed
We heard you're leaving? Good.
How dare you want career progression! Did you not think about my feelings??
I hope your exams are as easy as you are xx
Fuck your exams! You can always be a stripper.
Shoutout to those who helped you graduate today: Wikipedia, Google, Copy & Paste. Happy Graduation!
I'm sorry my giant head ruined your vagina. I love you x
Of all the vaginas in the world, I'm glad I fell out of yours x
Thanks for being an amazing mum, I'm sorry only one of us turned out great. It's not your fault (it's an odds game). Love, your favourite child
You got what you wished for, my kids are a pain in the ass too!
I think being your child is a big enough gift
I'm sorry that I was such a little shit when I was younger
I promise to move out eventually x
Thanks for not swallowing me x
Thanks for shagging dad. That couldn't have been easy... Way to take one for the team!
Cancer is a big C
You=1 Cancer=0
May your chemo give you superpowers x
You beat cancer! You're so badass x
You've got this!
Fuck cancer! You're so much stronger than it
Sorry I invited to you to a super-spreader party. Get well soon!
Happy day 2347391 of lockdown!
Put on some quarantine kilos, sweaty x
Enjoy your day of Zoom calls, sweatpants, and walks to the fridge!
Well, 2022 is cancelled.


