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Surprise your loved one with a confetti bomb as they open the gift box - just a warning though, we don't accept responsibility for the clean up.
It's the gift that keeps on giving. They will be delighted to receive an assortment of gourmet treats sourced from local Australian makers.
Left your birthday gifting to the last minute? We got you! We offer same day delivery to Melbourne and same day dispatch Australia-wide.
Order now and bring a confetti-filled blast of happiness to your loved one's special day!
We endeavour to pack our gifts as described, but due to shipping time and product availability, we may substitute products and items with substitutions of similar quality and value.
It is an offence to sell or supply to or obtain liquor on behalf of a person under the age of 18 years. By adding this product to your cart, you agree that you are or buying it for a person over the age of 18.
Location | Delivery ETA From Date Selected |
Melbourne Metro | Same Day |
Syd, Bris, Adel, Perth, ACT, Hobart | Next Business Day |
Darwin & outside of major cities | 1 - 3 Business Days |
Please note that these are typical delivery timeframes and we're unable to guarantee a delivery date outside of Melbourne metro. All of our products are air-sealed and packaged to extend the shelf life.
We recommend having your Father's Day gifts dispatched by these dates for arrival on/before Father's Day, 3 September.
Location | Last Date To Dispatch |
Melbourne Metro | 3 September |
Syd, Bris, Adel, Perth, ACT, Hobart | 31 August |
Darwin & outside of major cities | 29 August |
Please note that these are typical delivery timeframes and we're unable to guarantee a delivery date outside of Melbourne metro. All of our products are air-sealed and packaged to extend the shelf life.
My 16yo niece was surprised with the confetti, however butterfly's didn't work too well. She loved the box of goodies and her comment was that it was a very unique experience and loved it. Card with photo was a great touch. Thank you. Will buy again.
Gift was good. Although I bought photos and shit to go in the box. I uploaded them three different times because whoever made their website fucked it. Also sent them via email to be included and didn't get them. Not going to bother chasing up the 10 bucks, juice isn't worth the squeeze.
Hi Cameron,
We greatly appreciate your candid feedback and for bringing this matter to our attention. Your honest review allows us to identify areas for improvement, and we apologize for any inconvenience you experienced.
We took immediate action upon receiving your feedback and reached out to our packaging team regarding the inclusion of the photo in your order. Regrettably, it appears that the photo you provided via email did not match their records.
It's possible that the photo was inadvertently overlooked during the packaging process. To further address this issue, we have also engaged our technical team to investigate any difficulties that may have arisen while uploading the photo during the order placement.
For the inconvenience caused, we will initiate a refund process for the missing photo. Look out for a refund notification that will be sent to your email.
Should you have any further questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to reach out to us via email.
Once again, we deeply apologize for the unfortunate situation and any frustration it may have caused. Your satisfaction is important to us, and we are committed to rectifying this issue.
What a fantastic gift! Next day delivery (from Melbourne to Sunshine Coast!) Beautifully and safely packaged. Really fun and unique gift. I'll be using again, thankyou!
I got it for my mum for her birthday and it was a big surprise lol.
Love it was the best
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If dad can't fix it, it's fucked.
You gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding lol
Thanks for being my favourite parent (after mum)
Happy Birthday Dilf!
Happy Birthday! From your favourite financial burden x
Thanks for knocking mum up and making me <3
Sorry for swearing all the fucking time. I got it from my dad.
Happy Birthday Week!
Just in case you don't get any D on your birthday, you can suck on these. Happy Birthday babe!
Happy Birthday month you diva!
Happy Birthday old bitch! From your better looking, younger sister.
A year older and still a wanker
Only dickheads are born in June. Happy Birthday bro!
Happy Birthday to my favourite penis
Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive, Happy Birthday!!
Today we celebrate the day I left your vagina. Happy Birthday Mum!
Did you fall from a vending machine? Because you lookin like a snack
I choo- choo- choose you
Roses are red, violet are blue. You weren't my first choice, but I guess you'll do x
Happy Consumeris- I mean Valentine's Day!
Don't worry — no one loves you any other day of the year either!
Happy Galentine's Day, ya lonely bitch!
Will you be my bitch for the day?
Will you be my bridesmaid? I promise to put you in something that shows off your ass and legs xx
Enjoy, because your diet starts now! Will you be my bridesmaid?
I need someone to wear an ugly dress so that I look prettier in mine. Will you be my maid of honour?
Someone needs to hold my wedding dress when I pee. Will you?
I have my mister, now I need my sister! Will you be my bridesmaid?
Bitch, I need you!
I'm engaged, but we know he's really marrying us both. WIll you be my bridesmaid?
Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts. The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
So the pull out method doesn't work aye? LOL Congrats on the baby!
Congratulations on the baby! My thought are with your vagina at this time x
You know how you noticed my boobs getting bigger? It's because your sperm was a winner!
Congrats on your pregnancy! May your labour be as easy as you were x
Why doesn't anyone congratulate a man for getting his wife pregnant? This box is to celebrate your super sperm bro x
I hope these donuts taste as good as I do … fucking delicious! Happy Anniversary Baby x
You satisfy me in ways that usually require batteries x
Thanks for all the orgasms the past 2 years xx
Thanks for keeping me moist. Love you x
Enjoy this box as much as you enjoy mine. Happy Anniversary boo x
We made it!!
Thank you for being an amazing boyfriend and giving me attention so that I don't die x
Sorry for being a dick
I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry x
Sorry for farting around you all the time
I'm not sure what I've done, but I'm apologizing anyway. Forgive me yet?
Sorry for being a shit cunt.
Sorry for being moody. Do you still love me?
Fuck you for finding a new job! Who am I meant to bitch with now??
Farewell cunt-a-saurus! You will be missed
We heard you're leaving? Good.
How dare you want career progression! Did you not think about my feelings??
I hope your exams are as easy as you are xx
Fuck your exams! You can always be a stripper.
Shoutout to those who helped you graduate today: Wikipedia, Google, Copy & Paste. Happy Graduation!
I'm sorry my giant head ruined your vagina. I love you x
Of all the vaginas in the world, I'm glad I fell out of yours x
Thanks for being an amazing mum, I'm sorry only one of us turned out great. It's not your fault (it's an odds game). Love, your favourite child
You got what you wished for, my kids are a pain in the ass too!
I think being your child is a big enough gift
I'm sorry that I was such a little shit when I was younger
I promise to move out eventually x
Thanks for not swallowing me x
Thanks for shagging dad. That couldn't have been easy... Way to take one for the team!
Cancer is a big C
You=1 Cancer=0
May your chemo give you superpowers x
You beat cancer! You're so badass x
You've got this!
Fuck cancer! You're so much stronger than it
Sorry I invited to you to a super-spreader party. Get well soon!
Happy day 2347391 of lockdown!
Put on some quarantine kilos, sweaty x
Enjoy your day of Zoom calls, sweatpants, and walks to the fridge!
Well, 2022 is cancelled.