Valentine’s Day is around the corner, and for many of us, it’s a race against time to find the perfect gift. But when you’re shopping for someone who seems to have everything, is incredibly picky, or just plain hard to impress, the challenge feels even bigger. Don’t worry, though—we’ve...
Valentine’s Day is a time to celebrate love in all its forms—whether it’s for your partner, your kids, or your closest friends. Choosing the right gift can be tricky, but thoughtful presents are the best way to show someone how much they mean to you. From indulgent treats to heartfelt...
Christmas is just around the corner, and you know what that means—corporate gifting season is here! This is the perfect opportunity to show appreciation to the people who've helped your business succeed throughout the year. Corporate Christmas gifts aren't just a nice gesture; they're a fantastic way to reinforce relationships...
It's almost that time of the year when you've got a million gifts to buy and no clue where to start. Christmas gift shopping can be overwhelming, with countless options making it hard to find that perfect, unique gift for everyone on your list. You try to find perfect gifts suited...
Finding the perfect Christmas gift for the amazing women in your life isn’t always a walk in the park. Between the endless options, the pressure to find something personal, and the ticking clock, it’s easy to feel overwhelmed. But don’t stress—we’ve got you covered. Whether you’re ahead of the game...
Why They’ll Love This Traditional birthday cakes are sooo last season! Surprise your friends and family with a Cake Explosion Box that literally gives them butterflies. This fun and unique...
Why They’ll Love This Ever dreamt of being surrounded by mountains of cookies? With the Fully Loaded Cookies dessert box, that dream comes to life! This gift box is packed...
Why They’ll Love This This one’s for the mum who deserves it all (and then some). This Mother's Day, celebrate her with a brownie that says 'I love you' louder...
Why They’ll Love This Nothing’s more surprising than having jumping boxes and confetti exploding in your loved one's face! Don’t worry, they get some cake after. This fun and exciting...
Why They’ll Love This Brighten up any celebration with this Personalised Loaded Brownie with Rainbow Sprinkles! This giant brownie is baked fresh in our Melbourne bakery, coated in smooth chocolate...
Why They’ll Love This Make any occasion extra special with our Personalised Cookies! Whether you're celebrating a birthday, hosting a corporate event, or sending a unique gift, these delicious sugar...
Why They’ll Love This Say goodbye to traditional gifts and hello to the unforgettable Gold Butterfly Explosion Box! Packed with flying butterflies, Ferrero Rocher chocolates, and a reusable hamper box,...
Why They’ll Love This Is there anything better than a freshly baked brownie? Treat yourself or someone special to this GIANT Double Choc Loaded Brownie, baked fresh in our Melbourne...
Why They’ll Love This Forget traditional gifts—surprise your loved ones with our Butterfly Explosion Box! Featuring flying butterflies, indulgent Lindt chocolate balls, and a reusable hamper box, this gift brings...
Why They’ll Love This You know those dreams where you're surrounded by mountains of cookies? We’ve made that dream come true with our Fully Loaded Cookies dessert box! This indulgent...
Why They’ll Love This Surprise your Valentine with a deliciously indulgent treat! Our Personalised Valentine's Day Loaded Brownie is a giant chocolate brownie topped with festive Valentine's Day-themed sprinkles and...
Why They’ll Love This Birthdays just got a whole lot sweeter! This HAPPY BIRTHDAY Loaded Brownie is the ultimate celebration treat, packed with fudgy goodness, a smooth chocolate ganache glaze,...
Why They’ll Love This Make your gift one-of-a-kind with our Personalised Loaded Brownie with Pink Sprinkles! This indulgent brownie is baked fresh in our Melbourne bakery and glazed in smooth...
Why They’ll Love This Enjoy a little bit of everything with our Large Assorted Donut & Cookie Party Box! Freshly baked in our Melbourne bakery, this box offers a mix...
Why They’ll Love This Take your celebrations to the next level with the Party Lolly Bounce Box & Confetti Explosion! This fun-filled gift combines delicious treats with an exciting confetti...
Why They’ll Love This Looking for a gift that’s packed with surprises? The Gold Bounce Box delivers a burst of excitement with jumping boxes, a confetti explosion, and irresistible Ferrero...
Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts.
The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
