When it comes to birthday gifts, it’s easy to fall into the same routine: flowers, wine, a box of chocolates. They’re nice, sure. But do they spark joy? If you really want to make someone feel celebrated, skip the usual suspects and go for something they’ll actually remember (and devour)....
You don’t need to plan a fancy dinner or spend a fortune to make Father’s Day feel special. What most dads appreciate is a bit of effort — and maybe a sweet treat (or two). Whether you’re celebrating at home or sending love from afar, here are a few ideas...
In Australia, July brings the kind of winter weather that makes mulled wine and roast dinners feel right. It’s the perfect excuse to throw a mid-year celebration — and Christmas in July is the ultimate way to do it. Whether you’re planning something fun for the office, hosting a small...
The end of financial year isn’t just about wrapping up budgets and hitting deadlines — it’s also the perfect time to say thanks. Whether it’s a small gesture for your team or a thoughtful gift for your clients, a well-timed surprise goes a long way. If you want to avoid...
If you’ve been buying the same boring Father’s Day gift year after year (think socks, mugs, or a bottle of wine), it might be time to mix things up. Whether you’re shopping for your dad, grandpa, stepdad or father figure, the best gifts are the ones that feel personal —...
Blow them away with a flying butterfly cake explosion! Perfect for birthdays, surprises, or just because — same day delivery available. Why They’ll Love This Traditional birthday cakes are sooo...
Why They’ll Love This Up your gifting game with personalised cupcakes - because who says cakes have to be boring? These delightful treats are not just desserts; they're a surprise-packed...
Why They’ll Love This Up your gifting game with an assorted cupcakes - because who says cakes have to be boring? These delightful treats are not just desserts; they're a...
Why They’ll Love This Brighten up any celebration with this Personalised Loaded Brownie with Rainbow Sprinkles! This giant brownie is baked fresh in our Melbourne bakery, coated in smooth chocolate...
The ultimate cookie gift – warm, gooey, giant cookies delivered to their door. Perfect for cravings, birthdays or just because. Why They’ll Love This Ever dreamt of being surrounded by...
Why They’ll Love This Say goodbye to traditional gifts and hello to the unforgettable Gold Butterfly Explosion Box! Packed with flying butterflies, Ferrero Rocher chocolates, and a reusable hamper box,...
Why They’ll Love This You know those dreams where you're surrounded by mountains of cookies? We’ve made that dream come true with our Fully Loaded Cookies dessert box! This indulgent...
Why They’ll Love This Say goodbye to ordinary gifts and surprise your friends and family with a Party Lolly Butterfly Explosion Box! Packed with a vibrant mix of party lollies...
Why They’ll Love This Birthdays just got a whole lot sweeter! This HAPPY BIRTHDAY Loaded Brownie is the ultimate celebration treat, packed with fudgy goodness, a smooth chocolate ganache glaze,...
Why They’ll Love This Surprise your Valentine with a deliciously indulgent treat! Our Personalised Valentine's Day Loaded Brownie is a giant chocolate brownie topped with festive Valentine's Day-themed sprinkles and...
Why They’ll Love This Make your gift one-of-a-kind with our Personalised Loaded Brownie with Pink Sprinkles! This indulgent brownie is baked fresh in our Melbourne bakery and glazed in smooth...
Why They’ll Love This Make your gift one-of-a-kind with our Personalised Loaded Brownie with Gold Sprinkles! This indulgent brownie is baked fresh in our Melbourne bakery and glazed in smooth...
Why They’ll Love This Is there anything better than a freshly baked brownie? Treat yourself or someone special to this GIANT Double Choc Loaded Brownie, baked fresh in our Melbourne...
Why They’ll Love This Forget traditional gifts—surprise your loved ones with our Butterfly Explosion Box! Featuring flying butterflies, indulgent Lindt chocolate balls, and a reusable hamper box, this gift brings...
Why They’ll Love This Cheeky and delicious, this Chocolate D is as indulgent as it is hilarious! Perfect for spreading laughter and sweet moments, this gift is a unique way...
Why They’ll Love This Forget the cake—this M&M loaded giant cookie is where the real party’s at. Baked fresh in our Melbourne bakery, it’s coated in silky chocolate ganache, packed...
Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts.
The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
