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Some gifts are sweet. Some are sentimental. And then there are the ones that spark full-blown laughter. If you're on the hunt for funny gift ideas in Australia - the kind that show up at their doorstep and immediately start drama in the group chat - you’ve landed in the right place.
Whether it’s for a birthday, hens night, revenge gift, or just because they’ve had a rough week and need a laugh, this list is packed with gag gifts that are edible, ridiculous, and ready to be delivered.
This one looks innocent. But once they lift the lid, it bursts open with flying butterflies, confetti, and a mini cake in the middle. You can even add a hidden photo and message. It’s part prank, part surprise party, and always a solid choice for people who love theatrics.
Send a cake explosion box and let the chaos unfold.
This is the energy you want to send when subtlety is not the goal. The Big Dick Energy box includes penis donuts and a whole lot of attitude. It’s hilarious, bold, and perfect for breakups, hens nights, or roast-style birthdays.
The packaging says it all, and the donuts are actually delicious. Even your most unshockable friend might blush.
This one looks cute at first - until you read the message. Topped with a cheeky edible disc and loaded with pink sprinkles, it’s the kind of gift that says “happy birthday” in the rudest way possible, and still gets away with it because, well, it’s cake.
Grab the rude brownie here for your sassiest friends.
This one’s for someone who doesn’t take life too seriously. Inside the Motorboat Box you’ll find two boob-shaped donuts, confetti, and all the ingredients for a wildly inappropriate unboxing experience. You can even add a personal message and photo card to dial up the chaos.
Whether it’s for your mate’s birthday or a last-minute hens night, it’s as funny as it is unforgettable.
This one’s both an insult and a compliment, which makes it kind of perfect. The Fav Bogan brownie is topped with an edible disc, baked fresh, and sprinkled with blue chaos. It’s ideal for that mate who calls you a dog but would 100% fight for you at the pub.
You know exactly who you’re thinking of right now. Send it to them.
This donut box pulls no punches. Topped with the words “Happy Birthday Bitch,” it gets straight to the point in the rudest, sweetest way. These are handmade, glazed to perfection, and covered in sprinkles - because sugar makes everything easier to swallow, even sarcasm.
Send the rude donuts here when a polite card just isn’t enough.
Florals? Classic. Boob donuts arranged in a rose bouquet? Chaos. This boob bouquet is perfect for hens nights, cheeky anniversaries, or trolling your best friend on a random Tuesday. It's funny, slightly ridiculous, and actually very well made.
Who needs real roses when you can send a bouquet of boobs?
Funny gifts hit different because they’re unexpected. Everyone’s used to chocolate boxes or flowers. But when a delivery shows up with penis donuts or confetti explosions? That sticks. Plus, food-based gag gifts don’t just get a laugh - they get eaten. You’re giving something they’ll remember *and* enjoy.
They also work across so many situations - birthdays, hens nights, relationship milestones, or even as a way to say “sorry I’ve been a bit of a menace.” If you’re looking to give a gift with personality, humour is the shortcut.
If you’re searching for funny gift ideas in Australia that aren’t just cheap jokes, these edible options are a win. They’re over the top in the best way, can be delivered anywhere, and feel way more personal than something from the novelty aisle.
Need it sent fast? Most of these funny delivery gifts are available for same-day dispatch or express shipping. So you can get the laughs in even if you’re running late.
Cake Explosion Box with Flying Butterflies
Personalised Loaded Brownie with Rainbow Sprinkles
Cake Bounce Box & Confetti Explosion
Large Assorted Donut & Cookie Party Box
Personalised Loaded Brownie with Pink Sprinkles
Personalised Loaded Brownie with Blue Sprinkles
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If dad can't fix it, it's fucked.
You gift is another year of not having to pay for my wedding lol
Thanks for being my favourite parent (after mum)
Happy Birthday Dilf!
Happy Birthday! From your favourite financial burden x
Thanks for knocking mum up and making me <3
Sorry for swearing all the fucking time. I got it from my dad.
Happy Birthday Week!
Just in case you don't get any D on your birthday, you can suck on these. Happy Birthday babe!
Happy Birthday month you diva!
Happy Birthday old bitch! From your better looking, younger sister.
A year older and still a wanker
Only dickheads are born in June. Happy Birthday bro!
Happy Birthday to my favourite penis
Being related to me is the best birthday gift you could receive, Happy Birthday!!
Today we celebrate the day I left your vagina. Happy Birthday Mum!
Did you fall from a vending machine? Because you lookin like a snack
I choo- choo- choose you
Roses are red, violet are blue. You weren't my first choice, but I guess you'll do x
Happy Consumeris- I mean Valentine's Day!
Don't worry — no one loves you any other day of the year either!
Happy Galentine's Day, ya lonely bitch!
Will you be my bitch for the day?
Will you be my bridesmaid? I promise to put you in something that shows off your ass and legs xx
Enjoy, because your diet starts now! Will you be my bridesmaid?
I need someone to wear an ugly dress so that I look prettier in mine. Will you be my maid of honour?
Someone needs to hold my wedding dress when I pee. Will you?
I have my mister, now I need my sister! Will you be my bridesmaid?
Bitch, I need you!
I'm engaged, but we know he's really marrying us both. WIll you be my bridesmaid?
Crying over a guy? Nah babe, pick your head up queen. Your tiara is falling
Once upon a time, a princess lived in her own castle, with her own money, with all the things that she bought and paid for herself. Putting her first because men are deadass cunts. The End xx
Don't worry babe, he was punching anyway. Your vag deserves better x
Donuts before dickheads. Eat up babe, he was punching anyway x
Congratulations on your divorce! We hated her! So take a shot, you finally untied the fucking knot!
You're too pretty for a small dick anyway xx
What do you call a woman with no asshole? Divorced!
Baby, I wish I could think of a proper message to write, but all I can think of is how much I want to come and put you over the desk at work! What time's your break?
Roses are red, grass is green. I like your legs and the thing in between!
The calories you eat when you're on your period don't count. Eat that donut babygirl
Just because x (I'm not even trying to score a root)
Love you and your massive penis x
Thanks for all the orgasms
Hope you enjoy putting your fingers in these holes as much as I enjoy putting mine in yours x
Fuck your diet baby. More cushion for the pushin x
So the pull out method doesn't work aye? LOL Congrats on the baby!
Congratulations on the baby! My thought are with your vagina at this time x
You know how you noticed my boobs getting bigger? It's because your sperm was a winner!
Congrats on your pregnancy! May your labour be as easy as you were x
Why doesn't anyone congratulate a man for getting his wife pregnant? This box is to celebrate your super sperm bro x
I hope these donuts taste as good as I do … fucking delicious! Happy Anniversary Baby x
You satisfy me in ways that usually require batteries x
Thanks for all the orgasms the past 2 years xx
Thanks for keeping me moist. Love you x
Enjoy this box as much as you enjoy mine. Happy Anniversary boo x
We made it!!
Thank you for being an amazing boyfriend and giving me attention so that I don't die x
Sorry for being a dick
I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry x
Sorry for farting around you all the time
I'm not sure what I've done, but I'm apologizing anyway. Forgive me yet?
Sorry for being a shit cunt.
Sorry for being moody. Do you still love me?
Fuck you for finding a new job! Who am I meant to bitch with now??
Farewell cunt-a-saurus! You will be missed
We heard you're leaving? Good.
How dare you want career progression! Did you not think about my feelings??
I hope your exams are as easy as you are xx
Fuck your exams! You can always be a stripper.
Shoutout to those who helped you graduate today: Wikipedia, Google, Copy & Paste. Happy Graduation!
I'm sorry my giant head ruined your vagina. I love you x
Of all the vaginas in the world, I'm glad I fell out of yours x
Thanks for being an amazing mum, I'm sorry only one of us turned out great. It's not your fault (it's an odds game). Love, your favourite child
You got what you wished for, my kids are a pain in the ass too!
I think being your child is a big enough gift
I'm sorry that I was such a little shit when I was younger
I promise to move out eventually x
Thanks for not swallowing me x
Thanks for shagging dad. That couldn't have been easy... Way to take one for the team!
Cancer is a big C
You=1 Cancer=0
May your chemo give you superpowers x
You beat cancer! You're so badass x
You've got this!
Fuck cancer! You're so much stronger than it
Sorry I invited to you to a super-spreader party. Get well soon!
Happy day 2347391 of lockdown!
Put on some quarantine kilos, sweaty x
Enjoy your day of Zoom calls, sweatpants, and walks to the fridge!
Well, 2022 is cancelled.
Your Words, Your Way
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