How to Throw a Legendary Hens Night in Melbourne – Food, Games & Laughs

by Phillip Kuoch on June 30, 2025

Planning a hens night? Then you already know the goal isn’t subtlety - it’s maximum chaos, unfiltered laughs, and the kind of memories that live forever in the group chat. Whether you’re the maid of honour or just the agent of mischief, you need a gift that delivers the right kind of energy.

If you’re looking for something cheeky, edible, and borderline inappropriate (in the best way), these two gifts are guaranteed crowd-pleasers. Both are available for delivery, and they make it very clear: this party is not for amateurs.

Big Dick Energy Donut Box

This one does not hold back. Our Big Dick Energy box is the ultimate rude hens night gift. It includes freshly baked penis-shaped donuts, a hilarious BDE balloon, confetti, and the option to add a personalised message and photo for extra chaos.

It’s perfect for pre-drinks, the hotel room surprise, or a gift for the bride-to-be that sets the tone for the night. You can even level it up with butterflies that fly out when the box is opened - because why not?

Don’t be surprised if this becomes the main event. Everyone wants to take a photo, no one wants to be the first to take a bite.

You Are The Tits Dessert Box

Need something just as cheeky but slightly more lowkey? The You Are The Tits box hits the same vibe with a different... shape. It features boob-shaped donuts with detailed icing, confetti, and a playful card that’s equal parts roast and compliment.

This one’s a little more flexible - it works as a hens night gift, but also as a funny birthday box, a cheeky thank-you, or a surprise delivery for your ride-or-die friend who appreciates snacks with attitude.

As with all our dessert boxes, it’s handmade, fresh, and rude in a very well-executed way. Because if you’re going to send boobs in a box, they may as well be delicious.

Can I Order in Bulk?

Yep. If you’re planning a big hens night, bridal shower, or even a full weekend away and need larger quantities - we’ve got you. Whether you want multiple BDE boxes for all the bridesmaids, or a stack of boob donuts for table favours, our team can help make it happen.

Just get in touch with us directly through the contact page and let us know what you need. We’ve done bulk hens party gifts before and can help with customisations, delivery coordination, and making sure everything arrives fresh and photo-ready.

Why These Work

Let’s be honest - no one remembers the matching t-shirts or the hangover kits. But they will remember the box of penis donuts that flew open with confetti. These gifts work because they’re unexpected, rude in a fun way, and genuinely tasty. They also come packed in high-quality boxes, with optional extras like floating butterflies or custom cards to make the moment even more unhinged.

And because they’re food-based, it’s not just a prop - it’s a treat. You’re not wasting money on something that ends up in the bin. You’re fuelling the party, one hilarious bite at a time.

Hens nights are meant to be chaotic, playful, and a little bit inappropriate. These two gift boxes deliver all of that with zero effort required on your part. Just order, deliver, and let the box do the talking. And if you need more than a couple, hit us up - we’ll help you bring the full BDE to the big night.

Explore more cheeky hens night gift ideas here or reach out to us for custom or bulk orders.