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The Hoe-Hoe Box
The Hoe-Hoe Box

    The Hoe-Hoe Box


      Know someone with Big Dick Energy? Send them a penis donut or *ahem* dog bone donut. 

      What’s Included

      • Big Chocolate Glazed Dick Donut
      • 1x GIANT Christmas Nutella Syringe
      • 1x mini Nutella Jar
      • Filled with Green and Red Musk Sticks
      • Personalised message

      We endeavour to pack our gifts as described, but due to shipping time and product availability, we may substitute products and items with substitutions of similar quality and value.

      • MELB SAME DAY: Order by 12PM for same day delivery. Shop our same day products here.
      • AUS SAME DAY: Order by 11AM for same day dispatch. Shop our same day dispatch products here.
      • Melbourne: Delivery starts at $9.99 for metro suburbs
      • Rest of Australia: Delivery is $15 for orders under $100.
      • For Melbourne orders, order by 8PM for next day delivery - deliveries will occur on the day you select at checkout
      • Outside of Melbourne: Order by 11am for same day dispatch.
      • Delivery ETA
        Location Delivery Timeframe 
        Melbourne Metro Same Day / Next Day
        Syd, Bris, Adel, Perth, ACT
        Next Business Day 
        Darwin & outside of major cities
        1 - 3 Business Days
        Mother's Day May 8
        For orders outside of Melbourne, we recommend dispatching it by May 5 to arrive in time.

        Please note that these are typical delivery timeframes and we're unable to guarantee a delivery date outside of Melbourne metro. All of our products are air-sealed and packaged to extend the shelf life. 


      Customer Reviews

      Based on 2 reviews
      Poor delivery service

      It was advertised that delivery would be between 8am and 5pm, however, I did not expect my gift to be delivered at 4:30pm. I bought this as I was thinking it could either be consumed for morning or afternoon tea on my recipient’s birthday, which was why I was so disappointed to see that when it finally left the shop at 1pm, the ETA was 3:15pm, only for it to be continually delayed before finally arriving at 4:30pm. Perhaps more delivery drivers are needed to ensure faster delivery as I’m sure late afternoon delivery is not ideal for the vast majority of your clientele. Will not be using this company again and would not recommend.

      Hi Jess!

      We are sorry to hear that you are not satisfied with our delivery. We do our deliveries between 8AM to 6PM as we mentioned on our FAQ page since we cannot guarantee certain delivery times. You mentioned that your box arrived around 4:30PM and this is still within our ETA. We will take your suggestion into our team so we could look into more express delivery next time.

      Apologies again and thank you for supporting Goldelucks.

      Sinéad Boss

      The coolest and funniest donut ever! My cousins and I order them every single birthday for each other! 10/10 reccomend