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Know someone with Big Dick Energy? Send them a penis donut or *ahem* dog bone donut.
We endeavour to pack our gifts as described, but due to shipping time and product availability, we may substitute products and items with substitutions of similar quality and value.
|Melbourne Metro||Same Day / Next Day|
Syd, Bris, Adel, Perth, ACT
|Next Business Day|
Darwin & outside of major cities
|1 - 3 Business Days||
Mother's Day May 8
|For orders outside of Melbourne, we recommend dispatching it by May 5 to arrive in time.|
Please note that these are typical delivery timeframes and we're unable to guarantee a delivery date outside of Melbourne metro. All of our products are air-sealed and packaged to extend the shelf life.
It was advertised that delivery would be between 8am and 5pm, however, I did not expect my gift to be delivered at 4:30pm. I bought this as I was thinking it could either be consumed for morning or afternoon tea on my recipient’s birthday, which was why I was so disappointed to see that when it finally left the shop at 1pm, the ETA was 3:15pm, only for it to be continually delayed before finally arriving at 4:30pm. Perhaps more delivery drivers are needed to ensure faster delivery as I’m sure late afternoon delivery is not ideal for the vast majority of your clientele. Will not be using this company again and would not recommend.
We are sorry to hear that you are not satisfied with our delivery. We do our deliveries between 8AM to 6PM as we mentioned on our FAQ page since we cannot guarantee certain delivery times. You mentioned that your box arrived around 4:30PM and this is still within our ETA. We will take your suggestion into our team so we could look into more express delivery next time.
Apologies again and thank you for supporting Goldelucks.
The coolest and funniest donut ever! My cousins and I order them every single birthday for each other! 10/10 reccomend