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Big D Energy - Goldelucks
Big D Energy - Goldelucks
Big D Energy - Goldelucks
Big D Energy - Goldelucks
Big D Energy - Goldelucks
Big D Energy - Goldelucks
Big D Energy - Goldelucks

    Big D Energy

    $40.00
    Build Your Own Box
    1 Add an Explosion to Your Gift
    Upgrade Your Gift:
    • Standard (No Confetti)
    • Add Confetti (+$20)
      Add Confetti (+$20)

      Confetti will explode out as the box is opened

      Box Confetti gif
    • Add Confetti & 2 Flying Butterflies (+$30)
      Add Confetti & 2 Flying Butterflies (+$30)

      Confetti & 2 butterflies will explode out as the box is opened

      Box Confetti gif
    • Add Confetti & 4 Flying Butterflies (+$40)
      Add Confetti & 4 Flying Butterflies (+$40)

      Confetti & 4 butterflies will explode out as the box is opened

      Box Confetti gif
    2 Pick Your Card
    • No Message
    • Digital Message (Free)
    • Physical Card +$3
    • Confetti Card +$20
    3 Add a Physical Card $3 (Optional)
    • Happy Birthday Card
    • I Love You Card
    • Easter Card
    • Thank You Card
    • You're Fucking Awesome Card
    • I'm Sorry For Being a Dick Card
    • Congrats Card
    • One Year Older & Still a Cunt Card
    • Lucky You Swiped Right Card
    4 Add Your Personalised Message (125 Characters)
    3 Add Confetti Explosion Card +$20 (Optional)
    • Pink Birthday
    • Blue Birthday
    • Colourful
    • Pink
    • Blue
    • Blue Romance
    • Red Romance
    4 Add Your Personalised Photo
    5 Add Your Personalised Message (125 Characters)
    Select your box
      DESCRIPTION

      Know someone with Big Dick Energy? Send them our penis donut or *ahem* dog bone donut. This cheeky treat is the perfect way to celebrate any occasion with a dose of fun. Indulge in this playful delight for Hens Night, Bachelor Party, Birthday Surprise, or an intimate night in.

      If you're looking add some fun to your gift, add confetti bomb that explodes out when they open the gift - don't forget to ask them to record their reaction! 

      Perfect for a Birthday or Anniversary gift.

      Shop the Vegan Big D Energy here.

      Donut Dessert Box Includes

      • Big Chocolate Glazed Dick (Penis) Donut
      • Add exploding confetti bomb for more fun!
      • Personalised message

      We endeavour to pack our gifts as described, but due to shipping time and product availability, we may substitute products and items with substitutions of similar quality and value.

      DELIVERY
      • MELB SAME DAY: Order by 2PM for same day delivery. Shop our same day products here.
      • AUS SAME DAY: Order by 2PM for same day dispatch. Shop our same day dispatch products here.
      • Delivery starts at $14.95
      • For Melbourne orders, order by 8PM for next day delivery - deliveries will occur on the day you select at checkout
      • Outside of Melbourne: Order by 2PM for same day dispatch.
      • Delivery ETA
        Location Delivery ETA From Date Selected 
        Melbourne Metro Same Day
        Syd, Bris, Adel, Perth, ACT, Hobart
        Next Business Day 
        Darwin & outside of major cities
        1 - 3 Business Days

        Please note that these are typical delivery timeframes and we're unable to guarantee a delivery date outside of Melbourne metro. All of our products are air-sealed and packaged to extend the shelf life. 

      Father's Day Delivery ETA

      We recommend having your Father's Day gifts dispatched by these dates for arrival on/before Father's Day, 3 September. 

      Location Last Date To Dispatch  
      Melbourne Metro 3 September
      Syd, Bris, Adel, Perth, ACT, Hobart
      31 August 
      Darwin & outside of major cities
      29 August

      Please note that these are typical delivery timeframes and we're unable to guarantee a delivery date outside of Melbourne metro. All of our products are air-sealed and packaged to extend the shelf life. 

      REVIEWS

      Customer Reviews

      Based on 551 reviews
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      Maxine Warhurst
      Made everyone laugh

      Service was good, product tasted great, everyone had a laugh out of it, order was slightly incorrect but received an apology.

      A
      Annalyse Dolley

      The best service!

      N
      Natalie
      Fantastic Service

      Great Service. Thank you

      C
      Cameron Reid
      Super Fun!

      This was a gift to cheer up a friend after an operation and it certainly put a big smile on his face!

      J
      Jacinta Mabey
      Big D energy with confetti box

      I bought it for a girlfriends birthday and she loved it. So funny & very tasty

      Order by 2PM for Same Day Dispatch